Oh, well. It could have been Maroon 5. Bruno Mars is also set to appear, which is fine, I guess, so long as he doesn’t bring the Red Hot Chili Peppers with him.
Beyoncé, who appears on Coldplay’s seventh (and possibly final) album A Head Full of Dreams, is in talks to perform, so it’s not all bad.
You can listen to “Hymn for the Weekend,” Coldplay and Beyoncé’s “party song,” here.