by Robert Brustein

"No child's behind left behind": United States Catholic Parishes

"There is nothing to fear but beer itself": Alcoholics Anonymous

"A kinder, genital nation": Stop Female Circumcision in Somalia

"It's the agronomy, stupid": New York State Agricultural Society

"The buck drops here": Texan Trophy Hunters Association

"Speak coarsely and carry a big stick": Adult Video News Awards

"A pot in every chicken": American Marijuana Association

"Back to Normalcy": Taylor Precision Thermometers

"Go Clean for Genes": Association of Forensic DNA Analysts

"I Like Hike": American Mountaineer's Association

"Read my clips; no new faxes": American Theatre Critics Association

"Fifty Four Forty or Fight": Weight Watchers.com

"Fake love not war": Screen Actors Guild

"All politics is lo-cal": Diet Coke

"Give piece a change": Homeless Peoples Association

"In your heart, you know he's trite": Re-elect George W. Bush

"Tippacanoe and trailer, too": Grand Canyon Rafting

"Power to the Pimple": Zenmed Acne Treatment

"Remember the Alamo, Remember the Maine, Remember Pearl Harbor": National Alzheimer's Association