by Richard Stern

Foley, Foley, Foley! Congressman Almighty!
Early in October our song doth rise to thee.
Foley, Foley, Foley! Lascivious and lusty.
In three-legged government, a fourth empowered thee. Foley, Foley, Foley! All Democrats adore thee.
Casting votes upon thy filthy sea,
Pages and other cherubs harkening to thee
Which wert, and art, and evermore shall be. Foley, Foley, Foley! Though the darkness hide thee,
Our eye thy sad sick self shall see.
Only thou, Rep. Foley, and within thy folly,
Clumsy power and gross impurity. Foley, Foley, Foley, Congressman almighty.
Thy work shall stain thy name in earth and sky and sea;
Foley, Foley, Foley. Lascivious, bold and lusty.
A filthy trinity. Foley, Foley, Foley! Lascivious and lusty.