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Today in news of the weird.

In Wisconsin, an 82-year-old woman called the police on Sunday after supposedly hearing her neighbor shouting “ISIS is good, ISIS is great!” during sex.

That might have taken the title of weirdest news of the day, except that we all know the best weird news comes from FloridaLike this suspected burglar who was eaten by an alligator. Or, today, this woman who attacked her husband after he repeatedly farted in bed.

Thank you Florida for continuing to set such a sterling example for the rest of the country.