John Oliver has a Cadbury Creme Egg conspiracy.

There was no Last Week Tonight last night, but Oliver & Co. shared an Easter-appropriate web video instead. Oliver begins by discussing one of the greatest genres of YouTube video there is—conspiracy videos, which are second perhaps only to trampoline accident videos—before concocting a conspiracy theory of his own, about Cadbury Creme Eggs, which taste “like mermaid placenta covered in candle wax.”