They don’t want the government picking winners and losers among industries and they don’t want women deciding when they will and will not bear children. If central planning is bad for the economy, how can it be good for the uterus? Conversely, if creative destruction is good for the economy, how can it be bad for a drunken Saturday night at Kappa Sigma? I think it’s time for the right to really own this part of its ideology by founding a group called Unplanned Parenthood.