Donald Trump has gotten a lot of attention (and criticism) for his insult-comedy style of politics. But why focus on the negative? Let’s appreciate the positive. Trump is an extraordinary complimenter. He knows about the finer things in life, and how to make the finer things even more fine by plating them with gold. And when he recognizes excellence, he says so. That’s true even when social convention might dictate otherwise. “She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her,” Trump said in 2006. Sure, most dads wouldn’t publicly talk about dating their daughters, but most dads aren’t brave enough to pay the highest compliments when they’re due.
Not everyone is important or huge enough to earn one of Trump’s magnificent compliments. So we’ve created the Donald Trump Compliment Generator for the little guys out there, so you can feel the warmth of Trump’s sunshine caress your unworthy face.
Compliment generator created by Travis Mannon and Matt Unhjem.