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Look at this panda, just chilling in the snow.

Giant pandas are notoriously lazy creatures. Like a college stoner, they eat only one thing—except instead of ramen, it’s bamboo—and they even struggle to summon the necessary effort for sex. So it’s no surprise that Tian Tian, a 264-pound male at the National Zoo in Washington, isn’t terribly adept at playing in the snow, either.

You call that a snow angel? No wonder your species is doomed.