Giant pandas are notoriously lazy creatures. Like a college stoner, they eat only one thing—except instead of ramen, it’s bamboo—and they even struggle to summon the necessary effort for sex. So it’s no surprise that Tian Tian, a 264-pound male at the National Zoo in Washington, isn’t terribly adept at playing in the snow, either.
Tian Tian woke up this morning to a lot of snow, and he was pretty excited about it. 🐼🌨 #blizzard2016 pic.twitter.com/GrhI9t1u7j
— National Zoo (@NationalZoo) January 23, 2016
You call that a snow angel? No wonder your species is doomed.