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A new science video offers a theory on how Donald Trump was born.


Mount Sakurajima erupted in Japan on Friday, and dramatic video shows lava exploding out of a mountain as silvery-purple lightning strikes all around. It looks like hell on earth. Nothing good can come from this. 

And the inescapable conclusion is that only such a large concentration of evil could explain the origin of the Sorrow of Queens, Donald J. Trump.

Skeptical? Look at this rock-solid evidence. Previous dates of Sakurajima eruptions:

Approximate date of Trump’s origin: