Today will likely be Marco Rubio’s worst day ever, and that means Marco Rubio is probably sweating. A lot. With this in mind, we’ve created the Rubiometer, which will accurately reflect how much Marco Rubio is sweating (margin of error: two ccs). Rubio, who has presumably just finished eating his favorite breakfast (a bowl of Count Chocula with chocolate milk as a base) and done his morning dances, is sweating as if he has just gotten out of a sauna with Patrick Ewing.
We’ll be updating the Rubiometer throughout the day.
Image courtesy of Eric Jett.