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Hillary Clinton swiping a Metrocard is that moment when you want to scream at your parents who are visiting from out of town.

First she’s too fast. Then she’s all like, if I move toward the turnstiles as I swipe, maybe that will help? (No.) Then she’s too slow. And finally we’re through! Off to the MoMA, and then maybe a nice lunch somewhere.