These are the worst metaphors for the Brexit:

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  1. Niall Ferguson’s divorce.
  2. A wolf without a collar.
  3. A Westerexit (the Iron Islands’ independence from Westeros).
  4. Harry Styles leaving One Direction.
  5. Leaving a nightclub, only to end up in a kebab shop.
  6. Jumping off the Titanic.
  7. Roger Federer past his prime.
  8. A jail with the door left open.