The French Open Of Bad Dialogue

The prize for the least speakable burst of dialogue has, over half a dozen helpings of "Star Wars," grown into a fiercely contested tradition, but for once the winning entry is clear, shared between Anakin and Padme for their exchange of endearments at home: "You're so beautiful." "That's only because I'm so in love." "No, it's because I'm so in love with you." For a moment, it looks as if they might bat this one back and forth forever, like a baseline rally on a clay court.