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Right Said Fred

I am sitting here with a long face and broken heart as I contemplate sunsets on the Mediterranean, which I will not see. We must remember the unspoken vow that all United States senators take upon entering the Senate: I shall have no money, and I shall have no fun. I, of course regarding myself as an unconquerable soul, am still determined to break the second part of that vow.
If the President is going to have any good cigars left over, in the spirit of bipartisanship I might be willing to help him out.
revelations Christopher Orr