In an effort to keep Plank readers ahead of the curve, I'm providing a Friday Timewaster three days early. Enjoy it today or hold off and savor the anticipation. In either case, marvel at the extraordinary serendipity of Marcel Marceau passing away just weeks before a TV and film writers' strike would paralyze the entertainment biz. The guys at Marzipan Taco recognize an opportunity when they see it.

--Christopher Orr