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The Lazy Dog

Fred Thompson finally takes a stand for laziness!

"Ultimately," he said, "the American people have to ask themselves: Do they want someone with their finger on the nuclear button who has fire in his belly?"... The crowd burst into laughter.

Good for him. Now to unveil that 35-hour workweek plan....

--Michael Crowley