Has Jon Stewart been intercepting the Associated Press's questions for Fred Thompson? First the AP asked all the candidates to name their most prized possession, to which Thompson, in a rather bizarre stab at humor, replied, "Trophy wife."
Then the AP asked the candidates how they like to spend "a lazy day." The famously laconic campaigner's response? "Campaigning."
Update: It appears a better answer might have been "Shopping at Neiman Marcus in Virginia."