Brooke Shields on the Oscars:

''I'm getting it together for when I have that lifetime achievement award,'' she says, laughing. ''At some point I'll have the longest career of anyone and they'll have to give me an award. And hey, I'll have the clips all edited and done and scored. I'll get the little gold man if it's the last thing I do.''

(via Vulture)

--Christopher Orr