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Second-rate Prima Donna Watch

And the award for Being Just As Deranged As Sean Young Without Even Having To Get Drunk First goes to....

Randy Quaid!

Please do not look Mr. Quaid in the eyes as he accepts his award, or his wife Evi will kick your shins until they bleed.

--Christopher Orr