You may recall when, in 1997, the prime minister of Malaysia condemned George Soros as a Jew who trashed Malaysia's currency and was guilty of other infamies.  Now, another Muslim government has stigmatized poor Soros, identified first as a "Jewish tycoon," as the "mastermind of modern colonialism."  What can the man do to convince these folk that he really is a Palestinian nationalist?

In any case, from MEMRI (to whom we are ever grateful) comes a broadcast from the Iranian Intelligence Ministry enrolling citizens in state-sponsored paranoia.