I'm going through a huge Zeppelin renaissance. I hear they might be going back on the road. If we're gonna have peace in the Middle East, or the markets are going to get back in line, it's going to be because Zeppelin is on the road.... Here's how we catch Osama bin Laden: We give him two backstage passes to Zeppelin, and he'll show up. We got him.

--Nada Surf drummer Ira Elliot, to the Onion's A.V. Club

Worth a try! 

--Michael Crowley