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Stop The Madness!

In the last couple of hours I've gotten allegedly reliable Ohio exit poll information showing

a) Narrow Obama lead 

b) Narrow Hillary lead

c) Hillary blowout

d) Tie

I think from now on political journalists should turn off their BlackBerries from 5-8pm on election nights and, like, go do ESL tutoring or some other charitable work instead.

--Michael Crowley