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In the form of a magnificent Onion flashback:

"Over the past few days, I have traveled all over your state and met many of you. And what has impressed me most is that no matter where I have gone, my reaction has been the same: 'Oh, God, get me the f-ck out of this dump,'"

Only five and a half weeks to go!

--Michael Crowley