Wow. This David Paterson stuff is getting beyond parody. See this interview with New York 1 (via The Page):

In a one-on-one interview with political anchor Dominic Carter, David Paterson spoke candidly about his past, admitting to illegal drug use, but not since the late 70s.

Carter: Marijuana?

Paterson: Yes.

Carter: Cocaine?

Paterson: Yes.

Carter: You have used cocaine governor?

Paterson: I'd say I was about 22-23. I tried it a few times, yes.

What has Andrew Cuomo done to deserve such good fortune?

--Noam Scheiber