There's been much comment about the terrible optics of last night's McCain speech, which made the Arizona Senator look like a stilted fogey in front of a green-screen:
That this man has to compete with Obama--he of 9 jillion person rallies--strikes us as a bit unfair.
So, in the interest of creating a level playing field, we've put together some alternate backdrops that might render McCain events more exciting:
Sharks. Definitely more exciting.
Or a nod to our friends in the Middle East.