It might be Goodnight Bush, a new anti-Bush parody of Goodnight Moon that the NYT reports on today. It could be the worst not only because it sullies a children's classic with adult political propaganda, but also because it's 48 pages! (Goodnight Moon, which I use to put my son to bed every night, is just the right length at 26 pages.) If you're going to parody Goodnight Moon, this is how you do it:

--Jason Zengerle