OMG. This may be the daffiest idea to come out of an increasingly unhinged GOP that I've seen since the Obama era began. 

"Texas governor says secession may be possible"

Best part: Chuck Norris has already expressed interest in being president of the new Lone Star nation. 

Dontcha just know these two boys sit around their backyard firepits at night fantasizing about patrolling their newly drawn borders in tricked-out humvees with a bunch of 21st-century federales. 

You cannot make this shit up.

--Michelle Cottle