Playing off the peculiar yet vaguely awesome news that "Sesame Street" is planning to parody "Mad Men" in an episode of its upcoming 40th-anniversary season, the folks at Flavorwire have cast ten Muppets as their Sterling Cooper counterparts. Several choices are inspired--such as the choice of Bert and Ernie to play Harry Crane and Ken Cosgrove--but I confess that I see Pete Campbell as more of an evil Scooter. And the Don Draper choice is all wrong: Only Sam the Eagle has the sexual charisma to pull that off.

--Christopher Orr