Green shows up at Macha’s casino to humiliate him and take
his money. Macha responds by ordering a hit on Green, but our hero is saved by
two mysterious loan sharks, Zach (The
Sopranos’s Vincent Pastore) and Avi (OutKast’s Andre Benjamin), who have
other plans for him. There are a few subsequent flashes of Ritchiesque
violence, and gunfire is exchanged periodically, but a great deal of the movie
consists of Green, in voiceover, and others offering up a series of tough-guy proverbs:
“The harder the battle, the sweeter the victory”; “You’ll always find a good
opponent in the very last place you’d look”; “There is something about yourself
that you don’t know, something you will deny to yourself.”
Gradually, one begins to suspect that this movie thinks it
has Something Important to Say and, unfortunately, it does. (A spoiler follows,
though trust me, this is something you’ll want to know before deciding to shell
out your eight bucks.) As the film progresses, Green’s homily-spouting
voiceover becomes ever more intrusive before ultimately blossoming into a
full-blown attack of schizophrenia in which he bickers, Gollum-like, with his own
dark side in a stopped elevator. The lesson, you see, is that his only real
enemy is his ego, and not the fellow with the gun waiting outside the elevator
to kill him.