Joe Biden talks his way through Iowa.
Ankeny, Iowa
Thirty-five years in the Senate, and here Joe Biden is: in a room called “The Cheap Seats,” in the back of a sports bar called Benchwarmers. It’s a cold Sunday night, and around 200 people have packed into a space that’s typically reserved for chicken wing gorge-athons and Minnesota Vikings game viewing parties. They have come to see a man languishing in the polls, ignored by the media, and campaigning with all the energy of a front-runner. What’s more, they love him.
Biden’s megawatt grin illuminates the room like a klieg light, and soon his lyrical rhetoric has the crowd in a reverential hush. Dapper in a dark suit, his body language blazing confidence, Biden rips into George W. Bush’s post-9/11 leadership. “We had the world in the palm of our hand. The palm of our hand,” he says, sounding genuinely plaintive. “Europe declared that the attack on us was an attack on all of us. There were forty thousand Iranians--Iranians!--who showed up at the boarded-up U.S. embassy with candles and flowers and notes. We had the world in the palm of our hands. And what did this guy do? He and Cheney literally went out there and divided the world. They literally divided it.” And when the moment called for national sacrifice, Biden scoffs, “This guy told us to fly, and to go shopping!”
The crowd listens in rapt fascination until--like a moment from a Frank Capra movie--a voice actually rings out: “Tell it like it is, Joe!” On comes the klieg light.
Anyone who’s watched the 2008 race via the national media and the televised debates can be forgiven for wondering how Joe Biden carries on. The press ignores him. In debates, he speaks little and doesn’t leave much of an impression--except for his occasional, and not-entirely-in-character, bursts of anger. Meanwhile, his campaign is struggling to gain traction: The latest ABC-Washington Post poll has Biden registering an anemic four percent in Iowa.
On the trail, however, Biden is someone else entirely. Leave aside his substantive credentials for now--the 35 years of Washington experience, the grasp of foreign policy--Biden is the 2008 campaign’s true rhetorical master. Where his rivals drone mechanically, he rolls out a series of oratorical tricks: the dramatic pause; the hushed, faux-confidential voice; the poetic flourishes. (Who else would denounce “the iron grip of the oligarchs of oil”?) He’s funny, too: Asked about the No Child Left Behind bill, Biden notes that his wife, a teacher, hates the law. “Even if I did like No Child Left Behind,” he cracks, “I’d be sleeping alone!”