Here is Martin O’Malley’s “I’m a bad widdle boy” face.

O’Malley reminded everyone he was still on the stage and still running for the office of the presidency by whining about not getting enough speaking time while hardcore mugging for the camera. It turns out that O’Malley was gunning for speaking time because he had a rehearsed applause line about Donald Trump–this one was about signing up for Trump’s Muslim list or something, the sequel to his popular “carnival barker” routine. It didn’t take the way he hoped it would, but it did give O’Malley’s campaign something I didn’t know I wanted from it: a genuine Gabbo moment. 

All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.s.