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Martin O’Malley is the _____ of the Democratic primary race.

The former Maryland governor’s performance at the Democratic town hall forum prompted many comparisons. Here are a few:

1) Big Sean.
2) Matthew McConaughey.
3) That guy who plays strip poker to lose.
4) Panera Bread.
5) John Edwards.
6) Harold Hill in The Music Man.
7) Michael Douglas.
8) Howard Dean scream junkie.
9) That one Pokemon trainer with six magikarps.
10) Aston Villa.