Jim Gilmore’s watch party is the coolest place to be in New Hampshire tonight—for the approximately five people who attended.

According to the few reporters who showed up, the Republican candidate treated guests to free beer, a roaring fireplace, and a cheese plate. Sounds classy. 

As primary results continue to roll in, Gilmore’s name hasn’t even made the cut for CNN’s projection graphic. But the former Virginia governor says he’s already paid the $40,000 to get on the ballot in South Carolina. Onward, #Gilmentum.