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Watch Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee react to Donald Trump talking about his penis on national TV.

When Trump brought up the size of his dick at last Thursday’s Republican debate, it should have been perfect late night fodder—but because most late night shows air Monday to Thursday, last night was the first opportunity most hosts had to tackle the, uh, story. 

Colbert threw Trump’s birther history back in his face, saying, “The issue is out there now, and people have a right to know the size of your executive branch. So I’m calling on you to release the long-form. Or the short-form, no judgment.”

Bee, meanwhile, was disgusted, and threw up on the camera, before saying, “So this is where we are? The party of Lincoln has completed its long journey from ‘a house divided against itself cannot stand’ to ‘you should see how huge my pocket Donald looks when I masturbate with my totally normal-sized hands.’”