This is a siren-level event. The front page of the Drudge Report currently features a photo of missiles shooting off in every direction with the headline “IRAN RATTLES.” But hidden in the image is a very coy-looking Jar Jar:
Why is Jar Jar in Iran? Is he, as his coquettish demeanor suggests, actually the mastermind behind the country’s nuclear program? Or is the picture really of Tatooine?