The George Santos Story, Part One

Hi! My name is George Santos. I was born to a PERSONALITY TRAIT father and a/an ADJECTIVE mother. My parents were just the most ADJECTIVE people, instilling in me the values of PARTICIPATION SPORT and HOUSEHOLD CHORE.

In all modesty, I guess I do have to say I stood out from an early age. I remember Mrs. Talerico, my third-grade teacher, saying, “If every student were like George, my life would be a whole lot COMPARATIVE ADJECTIVE, I.E. END IN -ER.” At college, I ended up studying ACADEMIC MAJOR, where DOG BREED, PLURAL awarded me a full scholarship and a guaranteed apprenticeship to work with them in their ROOM IN HOUSE after graduation.

Well, to make a long story short, I’ve basically PAST-TENSE VERB at everything I’ve done. From PROFESSION to HOBBY, I’ve kicked ass! But I’m easily proudest of that time I invented the KITCHEN GADGET to help alleviate the PRESENT PARTICIPLE, I.E. VERB ENDING IN -ING of the world’s MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES, PLURAL, about which I care ADVERB. I try not to brag about it. I did it because it was the ADJECTIVE thing to do.