Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and John Kasich squared off in Miami, with CNN hosting.
- The debate began with Rubio, who is almost out of options heading into next weeks elections, acting incredibly nervous.
- There were no references to male genitalia, baffling the media.
- Trump said he’s the best person to fix our immigration system because he has exploited it as a businessman.
- Really, the Republicans were so well behaved that Trump even commented on it.
- Cruz’s knowledge of the Great Depression is so weak, he could learn something from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
- Trump says about Muslims, without a hint of irony, “There is tremendous hatred.”
- Cruz wants the Republican primary to move “beyond rhetoric,” which is not his specialty.
- Trump thinks a ground war with the Islamic State would be quick.
- Rubio thinks “climate change” means “weather.”
- He also got some easy love from the hometown crowd.
- Trump doesn’t condone violence at his rallies, but kind of does, and anyway protesters are “bad dudes.”