Everyone hates the CNN Countdown Clock, peddler of lies.

Poor Marco Rubio keeps getting punished for all the things Donald Trump is rewarded for.

7 Emil Cioran quotes that were probably running through Chris Christie’s head last night.

Conservatives have no idea what to do about Ted Cruz.

Marco Rubio won one!

Bernie Sanders wins Colorado.

Ted Cruz’s Super Tuesday speech was a long subtweet of Marco Rubio.

Donald Trump won Arkansas, too.

Expect to hear this a lot in the coming days: Ted Cruz has beaten Donald Trump three times.

Ted Cruz wins Texas, and Rubio may be in big trouble.

After a devastating Super Tuesday, Marco Rubio looks to Florida.

Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders win Oklahoma.

Hillary Clinton wore her victory glow well during her Super Tuesday speech.

Donald Trump is routing the competition. (Especially Marco Rubio.)

The Daily Show’s Super Tuesday tweets have been absolutely terrible.

Donald Trump may have John Kasich to thank for his win in Virginia.

Hillary Clinton’s former home state goes to Hillary Clinton.

Bernie Sanders gave his Vermont supporters an early “victory” speech.

Hillary Clinton has won the Alabama and Tennessee primaries. (Oh, and she took American Samoa, too.)

Is Donald Trump a moderate in wolf’s clothing?