He is definitely no longer running for president. Here were the highlights of his presidential campaign:
That time he recited the preamble to the Constitution.
That time he said Putin is a one-horse country.
That time he held a one-man moment of silence.
That time he flew home to get a change of clothes.
That time he tweeted an ode to The Eagles.
That time he saw 13 Hours.
That time he said he will fight terrorism with things-that-they-don’t-know-about resources.
That time he talked about the fruit salad of life.
That time he waxed apocalyptic about exoatmosphere nuke attacks.
That time he called a meeting of the five families.
That time his campaign was accused of running an elaborate scam.
