Try to make any sense of the health secretary’s new “workout” video.

He wasn’t lip-syncing, guys!

A year ago, everyone was doing the “Trump dance.” Now the president is too scared to show his face at the Super Bowl, and the right’s “alternative” halftime show features the cringey, washed-up Kid Rock.

A fledgling parallel economy has emerged on the right, hawking everything from coffee to vitamin supplements to anti-abortion protein bars. But can a business movement born of political and cultural grievance be viable over the long term?

The president has turned an archaic institution into something worse—an organized racket.