Stephen Miller’s Diet Is Disgusting
The anti-immigration zealot only eats one condiment: mayonnaise.

The man at the head of President Trump’s cruel, indiscriminate immigration crackdown also has perplexingly bad taste in condiments, according to his wife.
Katie Miller, herself a former Trump aide, hosted Vice President JD Vance on her new self-titled podcast aimed toward right-wing women. The conversation turned to a classic icebreaker question.
“If you could only eat one condiment for the rest of your life what would it be?” Miller asked Vance.
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“One condiment?” Vance asked.
“Yeah.”
“Does barbecue sauce count?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok. Barbecue sauce.”
“Not mayonnaise?” Miller asked, entirely unprompted.
“No,” Vance said, with a look of slight repulsion. “Mayonnaise is like … in low doses it’s good, but it’s kind of … like I had a buddy who used to eat french fries with mayonnaise. I thought that was disgusting.”
“It’s the only thing my husband eats,” Miller said plainly.
“With french fries, or like period?”
“Period.”
“OK, wow. Didn’t realize.”
“Yeah he’s only a mayonnaise guy.”
“Ok, I learned something new about Stephen I didn’t know.”
“Yeah it’s … whatever,” Miller replied, while Vance offered up a canned chuckle.
If this is the administration’s attempt to humanize Miller, Vance, and the various other Trump cronies who are carrying out this brutal, culturally based anti-immigration campaign, it isn’t working. And it should come as no surprise that someone who looks and acts as cartoonishly evil as Miller has his fries with a side of mayonnaise. That is disgusting.