Victorian Christmas cards featured nightmarish snowmen, boiled children, and the occasional dead robin.

Watch Ted Cruz read Christmas classics like “How Obamacare Stole Christmas” and “Rudolf the Underemployed Reindeer.”

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Ted Cruz, a critic of government data collection, is using Santa Claus to get personal information from supporters.

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Donald Trump, who said, "If I become president, we’re gonna be saying Merry Christmas at every store," does not sell Christmas merch in his store.

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How 'Silent Night' Became the Most Popular Christmas Carol of All Time

Stop Hating Scrooge!

If the Private Sector Is So Great, Why Did UPS Botch Christmas?

What Is the Meaning of Christmas Lunch?

Elves Are Worth Believing In This Christmas

Didn't Get Many Christmas Cards This Year? You Probably Have No Friends.

The Atheist's Guide to Christmas

Surprising Academic Data on What Happens When Kids Learn the Truth About Santa

Christmas Is the Greatest Jewish Holiday

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Is a Terrible, Terrible Song