Trump’s “human printer” sounds an awful lot like the tear-jerking tragic romance novel.

They’re both nativists with bloody visions of American patriotism. Can you tell them apart?

They’re both quacks—but only one of them is in charge of the nation’s health care policy. Can you tell them apart?

They’re both unqualified for their jobs and love to drink. Can you tell them apart?

One is a fictional politician who everyone hates. The other is a real politician who everyone hates. Can you tell them apart?

They’re both terrible lawyers. Can you tell them apart?

They’re both boring. They’re both pious. They both have glasses. Can you tell them apart?

Can you tell the irritating, self-promoting blabbermouths apart?

They both hate the nanny state and think masculinity is under attack. Can you tell them apart?

When the anti-elitist rhetoric of the privileged all sounds the same

It can be hard to tell the real attention-starved narcissist from the fictional one.

Racists from different eras still sound a lot alike.

See how well you tell apart the fabulists from “Seinfeld” and Congress.

The Simpsons character and the guy ruining Twitter often sound a lot alike.

Why do Charlie Brown and Democrats keep falling for it every time they pull the football away?

The two men who made their fortunes in real estate sound remarkably alike.

See how well you know your bad bosses.

Test your knowledge of politics and “30 Rock.” Telling these quotes apart is harder than it seems...