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“Please clap,” Donald’s version.

Hegseth revealed he was reducing some training requirements but permitting aggressive training tactics.

Pete Hegseth has been open about his prejudice against women in the military.

The secretary of war essentially put the entire U.S. military on standby for potential conflicts.

The defense secretary just made an extremely worrisome move.

The defense secretary has a terrifying new recruit.

Donald Trump appeared to glitch a little when asked about reports that he didn’t know Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had ordered the pause.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth attempted to bully journalists for covering the leaked Iran strikes report.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth accused the leakers of being politically motivated.

Pete Hegseth managed to clear an exceptionally low bar.

It’s shocking that Hegseth hasn’t cancelled Juneteenth altogether.

The defense secretary continues to show utter deference to Donald Trump, above all else.

Donald Trump’s much-hyped birthday parade was a huge flop.

Signalgate made Pete Hegseth more paranoid than ever.

Pete Hegseth turned the Department of Defense into a disaster zone, a new report has found.

The defense secretary is pushing a bizarre conspiracy about the scandal.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has been hyping up many supposed savings at the Department of Defense.

The defense secretary scrambled to explain how confidential war plans were shared in a group chat.

Does Trump have any idea what’s happening in his own Cabinet?